To: DaveFrom: Melissa

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“Happy Valentine's Day, Dave, with all my love from Melissa.”

Valentine's Day

22 Years, One Thermostat

Name: 22 Years, One Thermostat
Uploaded: 2026-08-23
Duration: 20 s
Description: Twenty-two years of you fighting the thermostat, snoring like a chainsaw with a grudge, and pretending not to notice the Amazon boxes multiplying in the hallway. Somehow, against all evidence and better judgment, I wouldn't trade you for anything. Happy Valentine's Day, Dave.

Valentine's Day

For Dave

Twenty-two years of you fighting the thermostat, snoring like a chainsaw with a grudge, and pretending not to notice the Amazon boxes multiplying in the hallway. Somehow, against all evidence and better judgment, I wouldn't trade you for anything. Happy Valentine's Day, Dave.

-- Melissa

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